Best Diwali wishes

Diwali is one of the biggest cultural festival in India . We collected some of the best wishes you could send to your friends or relatives , or put it on your status..

Mein asha karta hu ki,
is Diwali ke pawan mauke pe,
Dipawali ke alokik prakash se,
Tumhare dimag mein kuch ujala ho aur
tum insaano jaisa bartav shuru kar d😋😅

Jaha insaan 45 crore cigarette pratidin jalata hai
Waha sala 1 din ki Diwali se pradushan failata hai
Wah wah…
Jhuthe paryavaran premi shant rahe
Pahele khud bike ya car chhodkr cycle chalaye
Ped ugaye, fir gyan failaye
Khub patakhe fode, Machchar bhagaye🐼🤣

Phooljhadi, pataakhe khoob chalaayen
Sote huon ki neend udaayen
Lakshmi ji dengi chhappar phaad kar
Isliye darwaja khula rakhkar so jaayen
Shubh Diwali!

Raah me diye jalen hazaaron
Maa jholiyaan bhar de
Isse bhi mann na bhare
To mere ghar ki safaayi kar den

Diwali Par Sky Saja do
Fireworks Se Dhoom Macha Do!!
Happy Diwali To All!!

AB : Mere pas rocket hai, Koti hai, Chakri hai, Anar hai, Mirchi bomb hai
Tumhare pas kya hai 😅🤣🤣😂😂
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SK: Mere pas Ma… Chis hai
Laga dunga sabhi pe to kuch bhi nahi bachega…

Agar aapki girlfriend aapse chand sitaro ki demand karti hai,
to aaj hi 1 rocket kharid kar, Usey us par bithakar, rocket ko aag laga do…

Bura na mano holi hai
Yeh kahekar kisi ne mujh par rang fek diya tha.😂🤣🤣😁😀
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Aaj bura na mano diwali hai,
Yeh kahkar meine us par bomb fenk diya
Aaj pura mohalla muje dhund rha hai

Suchna –
Diwali par hi tilli se 4-5 dipak na jalaye
Isse pitaji ko shak hone lagta hai ki,
Chhora cigarette pine laga hai
Janhit me jari
Happiest Diwali

Aankho se aansuon ki judai kar do,
Dil se gamo ko vidai kar do,
Agar dil na lage kahi to,
Aa jao mere ghar
Aur
Mere ghar ki Safai kar do…
Aur yaad rahe yeh offer diwali tak hi hai..🤣😂😂😉

Is Deepawali apne padosiyon ki neend haraam karen..
Ye aapka janmsiddh adhikaar hai
Shubh Diwali!

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Laddu hain..please yahin kha lena
Ghar aane ka kasht mat karna....

Diwali is around the corner
So I thought I will first wish
The pataka of my life
Happy Diwali!!👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩

Rocket 90 Rs, Bomb 100 Rs, anar 80 Rs, Fuljari 50 Rs,
Chakri 100 Rs. Total 420 Rs.
It’s a completely wastage of money…
Kyu n yehi 420 rs. se kuch charso bisi ka kam kare
1 tanduri chicken lao,
aur 1 Whisky lao Total hua kharcha 400 Rs.
Khub khao aur pio,
Bivi hogi to patakhe khud hi bajenge
Nahi hogi to gharwale bajayenge💸💸💰💱

Zindagi me sab vaapis mil jaata hai
Lekin toote daant vaapis nahin aate
Is Diwali jo kanjoos dost baithe hain laar tapkaaye
Unke liye vishesh soochna

Nature lover bane
Is Diwali noiseless Diwali manaye
Nature bachaye
Matlab
Apni patni ko uske mayke pahuchaye
Jan hit mein jari

Patakhe court ne bandh karva diye
Daru ko sarkar ne,
Aur ghi aur mitha doctor ne
Ab to ek hi rasta bacha hai
Aalu ke parathe khao aur Diwali manao

Diwali Ki Light
Karay Sab Ko Delight
Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur
Dhoom Machao All Night
Happy Diwali!!💃😋😝

Jugmug jugmug kare mera ghar
Bijli ka bill sarkaar ke sar

Aapki Diwali mangalmay ho,
Aapko Diwali Advance me mubarak ho,😝😜😛
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mein janta hu ki, Mein bahut jaldi wish kar rha hu,
Kintu kya karu?
mere pas thousand of beauties, Hots aur smarties hai
Jinhein muje wish karna hai,
Isliye pahle mein Uncles aur Aunties ko wish kar rha hu…

Kar li humne Diwali ki saaf-safaayi
Apne mobile se browser history, videos aur chat hataayi

Khabardar koi bhi muje Happy Diwali nahi bolega
Kyon ki pichali bar aapki Hardik Shubhakamnao se mera koi bhala nahi hua tha
Isliye isbar mujhe cash bhejkar dekhiye
happy Diwali😌😋🤣😂

Motaape ki tum vidaayi kar do
Mere ghar ki safaayi kar do
Dekho phir sab kahenge pataakha
Diwali ka ye kharch bhi kam kar do🤔🤣😂😂

Thank you guys for all your support, 
Wishing you a very happy Diwali..💥💥

       HAPPY DIWALI💥💥💥💥